On the subject of unwanted company:

This is Cat. Say Hi to Cat. Did you know cats can fart? Probably not very surprising, but that question wasn't exactly on the list of life's wonders to contemplate up until Cat decided to get off my keyboard/mouse. I was going to thank her for graciously allowing me to use my computer again, but then I realized she was probably not moving for my sake.

Well, this has been my story. Say goodbye to Cat now.


Not that she particularly cares.