Scalpers Suck

So I tried to get football tickets this morning. The student tickets were available starting at 9am EDT. When I finally jumped through all the hoops and went to pay for the tickets, at 9:30am EDT, ALL 21,000 goddamn motherfucking tickets were sold.

Half of them were instantly posted to eBay or Facebook marketplace for 10x to 30x face value.

The moral of this story is scalpers suck, and great uncles with reserved alumni tickets are awesome.

-Alex